NEW ASTRONAUTS FOR NASA'S 2009 SPACESHIP

By Matei Gheorghe - Romania

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration hired 4 ex-terrorists, who have been recently unemployed. "we use their vast expertise while saving significantly on fossil fuel," says a NASA exec. "We received the job offer immediately after stating our desire to make a career change and still do something we are good at." Say the new astronauts.