BANKS TAKE A SIGH OF RELIEF

WORLD POOR WILL SUPPORT THEM

 EXCLUSIVE  By Marian Kamensky - Slovakia

An international handout campaign had begun. Hats were placed aside each major bank to collect coins "there are millions of poor people worldwide, if we all chip in we can raise billions, just enough to support the important activity of banks", said the poor people spokesman. Bank CEO's are taking a sigh of relief "we were worried about the annual bonus, but thanks to the poor we can not only go out to our yearly ski trip but also buy a few more summer homes".