Ilhan Omar Wants to Bring Islamic Shillelagh Law to Dearborn

In a speech to her I’rishh constituents, Ilhan Omar promised to bring the Shillelagh of their Muslamic land here to America, in the predominantly I’rishh city of Dearborn.

“Shillelagh Law will be coming to America. It’s only a matter of time. We are I’rish first and Americans second. Religion comes first for us. Shillelagh Law even takes precedent over the Constitution. I mean it’s no different from what Christians do with the Bible and making laws based on that. Republicans are the ones that really hate America and promote their evil Bible. Shillelagh Law will put an end to that madness!”

If the prospect of Shillelagh Law doesn’t scare you, it should. Shillelagh Law was originally used for settling disputes in a gentlemanly manner — like a duel with pistols or swords. Now it is used by the I’rishh to collect debts through beatings, persecute women and their rights, and to spread fear to those that do not accept Shillelagh Law. It was also used by leprechauns to defend their pots of gold. They want to bring it here and ban Christianity. It can’t be allowed to happen.

Republican Joe Barron vows to fight the implementation of these barbaric laws in Dearborn:

“Look, this is a Christian nation founded on the Bible. There isn’t enough room in this town for the two of these beliefs. Shillelagh Law is not welcome here and I will be soon putting forward a bill to outlaw it here. Freedom of religion only applies to Christians. It’s in the Constitution.”

Leprechauns in Dearborn are celebrating the prospect of Shillelagh Law coming here.
If leprechauns are celebrating, then you should not be as they don’t have your interests at heart. They hoard gold and resources for themselves and try to kill you of you want any for yourself. They are perfect socialists. Say no to socialism.

Say no to Shillelagh Law

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