Michelle Obama to Oprah: Trump is Dumbest President in U.S. History.

In a taped interview that was leaked to the press today, former First Lady Michelle Obama was asked by Oprah Winfrey what she thought of President Trump. Without hesitation, Mrs. Obama did not mince any words:

“Donald Trump is hands down the dumbest president in United States history. He literally has the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Minus the cheese, which rather obviously has been slipping off the proverbial cracker for quite some time now.

Our Deep State operatives have been telling us that his daily intelligence briefings have been reduced to stick figures drawn with crayons, with intelligence analysts having to go ‘Pew pew, the good guy on the left – no Mr. President, your other left – shot the bad guy from ISIS on the right yesterday.’And then he draws a mustache onto to the bad guy with his Sharpie. This is just one example. You should hear what he does in other meetings. After over three years, he still thinks critical infrastructure is about toilets you only have to flush once.”

Deep State operative Joe Barron (middle name withheld to protect his anonymity) echoed Mrs. Obama’s remarks:

“To say this guy is a moron would be an understatement. I’ve been undermining the government for a long time, but I’ve never seen this level of stupidity in an elected leader. Ever. Remember that picture where it looked like he peed his pants on the golf course? Well, he didn’t. He fell off the damn ball washer on the 14th hole at Mar A Lago. Then he blamed it on Nancy Pelosi, who had apparently told him that his balls were making her purse smell bad.”

It should come as no surprise to anyone except a tater that, while everything written in this article is certainly quite plausible, if not probable, none of it actually happened. Click on the picture below for Michelle Obama’s delicious Blueberry Bundt Cake recipe!

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